TAB HUNTER BLUES
I always thought that was a
typewriter joke, 'tab hunter.'
It turns out it was some sort
of fake 1950's Hollywood name
given to a tall, muscled boy with
too blond fates? Or some California
guy with a large oracular 'bulge?'
To the ideal self-buddy of a Jan
and Dan Surf City binge. Dennis
Hopper? Was he on that team? (It
seems like when you sing the blues
every line gets twice repeated).