9258. THE BEST POLISH DINER IN ITS CLASS

THE BEST POLISH 

DINER IN ITS CLASS

Ferdinand Marcos ate here in '78. That

son of a bitch loved his pierogies; for a

Filipino anyway. Now, tonight, its 60

degrees and the god-damn ice-cream

jerk is driving through with that infernal

hack music his recorded melody sounds.

I wonder, can I get an asshole-cone, just

for him? One for Ferdinand Marcos too?

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Do people really show up for this crap?

The kids, maybe I can understand  -

running little snots chasing treats. But

mothers and dads? C'mon, get real. Go

inside and watch Jeopardy at least.

Learn something new every day.

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Here's how they do it in Poland, I'm

told : A carafe of heavy cream, whipped

into the potato-mash, with onions and

beets added after the cream and potatoes

have settled. Ten minutes, maybe.

Eaten with two slices of Polish Ham;

(which, by the way, I'm also told, they

don't have in Poland, and never have had).