THE DEAD-MEAT MAN
He was walking with a stick, and his
carcass of butcher beef. The dead-meat
man delivers. The side of his truck, at the
curb, read 'Major's Meat and Comestibles.'
Whatever that means, I figure it's food.
Or maybe 'estimable meats'? How can
I tell stuff like this? Count my fingers
and counts my feets. Every hamburger
was once an unhappy cow.