9348. I WANT TO SAY COINCIDENCE NOT COINCIDENCE

 I WANT TO SAY 

COINCIDENCE NOT 

COINCIDENCE

And what I mean by that is CoinCIDence, like sigh,

not just coincidence, like most people say. And I

don't care if no one likes it. Or, like, sits. Nor do

I much care what anyone thinks. Or, like thinks.

I want to talk funny, and this certainly isn't any

'Great Books of the World' site, so Keruouac

Schmeruoac to you, and who asked. What

brought him into this anyway? Land-locked

faraway French-Canadian Christian down 

on his endless take care of Mama luck. You

have to get right down to it, you need to talk 

funny. Ya'see'? I, myself, I stopped drinking

long ago, though I see some others haven't.

Every so often I still get these crazy messages

from the bottle of Prone what don't have a

top. Is that, I WONder a Co in Sidence too?

And boy-o-boy-o-boy does this one suck.

(All the more reason to disseminate it).

Thatz Y I maid iT! And you don't have
to like it and I don't care. (I daresay
if it were anybody else doing it
you'd be wettin' yer pants.
So go a head N trie.