Sunday, April 12, 2020

12,726. PIZZA, JUST BASIC PIZZA

PIZZA, JUST BASIC PIZZA
It's been a long time since I've
ordered any of that; just the regular
plain old thing. Everyone now wants
olives or anchovies or pepperoni or
garlic or mushrooms, or pineapple
and other things on it. I can't even
begin to think about that  -  it's
like eating someone's potpourri,
or whatever those scented sacks of
ladies' bathroom powders are. Gotta'
suck. Marble charm to a pizza truck?
-
I'm outta' luck with that one. The guy
says, 'We're all out of plain. Only got
the expensive stuff.'

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