KAMIKAZE
Hi. I am your kamikaze pilot, and we'll
be taxi'ing up any moment. Our air
speed will be about 600 mph and
our elevation 35000 feet. Enjoy your
ride, and keep your feet off the seat?
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Upon descent you will notice some
changes. (Our hostesses will be bringing
you snacks in a moment), the angle of
descent, for instance, will be different
than what you're probably used to.
More severe and straight-down direct.
It's OK, you need not fret.
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We'll try and keep all things easy, just
for you. We aim to please, no matter
what we do. All of our films available
today are rather short, you will notice.
We won't have time for any long sagas.
Thank you for flying Kamikaze Airlines.
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