Wednesday, June 10, 2015

6753. HORTICULTURAL OVERLOAD

'HORTICULTURAL' OVERLOAD
I was talking to this guy who said he'd picked
up a hooker who wanted to learn some culture.
He said he took her to the flower show and then
to the opera. He said she loved the opera, but 
hated the flower show. I said 'Just shows you,
you can lead a whore to culture, but she doesn't
have to like it.' He was puzzled. I had to tell him
it was a horticulture joke. Ruined the entire effect.

No comments: