Tuesday, February 20, 2018

10,549. LEO'S CAR LOT

LEO'S USED CAR LOT
'Blue Book value is
worthless here; we pay back
only what we choose. I don't
care none about your turbo
or or hyper-galactic after-burner
either. They each go the way of the
wind. What did you pay, and what 
do you want for it now? That's
really all I care. And I've not
much money to spare.
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Where you say you want to go?
Arizona? That 's 1800 miles away.
I can sell you this old Pontiac; it'll
get you there, and a little more.
You play old music? It's got a
dual quad, fuzz-range, play-back
system, built right in. All the
way to Tucson, you can listen
in peace and glory. All you want.
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By the way, feller, your trade-in
here's a real piece of crap. What
you do, steal it from a fire?'

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