10,025. COMES WITH A SET OF TOOLS

COMES WITH A SET OF TOOLS

I was off the ranch today, roaming.

The salad bar where I rest my shoes, 

they wouldn't let me in at noon. They

just pointed, and said, 'Go away,

pardner, go away. You're giving

me heartburn today.' It was sort

of expected but still a surprise.

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Is that a contradiction? I couldn't

tell. A guy came running up the

streetside today, yelling out, 'Tom

Petty is dead!' I tripped him, so he'd

stay there and let me talk. I said:

'Did you say dead? or Dad?' One

of those 'Floriday' accents, you see.

So, he screamed, 'Dea-d!'

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I nodded, and got in his face. 'What 

did he ever do? He stole the E-flat 

sequence from 'Wooly Booly', you

know, to make 'I Won't Back Down.'

Never paid a penny, but he sued

everyone else for stealing his junk.'

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This I said, 'Good riddance to bad

rubbish, get a grip, man,' and  the
guy hauled off and walloped 
me one but good.