Tuesday, April 23, 2013

4310. NO ONE WRITES TO THE COLONEL

NO ONE WRITES
TO THE COLONEL
Garcia Marquez was right, no one does. Not
that anyone ever wanted to, mind you. You
know how those Colonels are - snap to
attention with fealty and a snappy wrist,
salute to the stars and say something
about war or the domestic situation.
People are being killed, they fall like
pins, in the street. And these dolts
just keep fighting amongst themselves.
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The guy, anyway, got everything wrong :
calling Costa Rica an island, talking of
the land-locked country of Aruba. No one
ever corrected him; out of fear they just
blanched. It was 'severance pay forever'
if anyone opened their mouth. Such a
silence, yes, is deafening,and quite so.
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As for myself, I never liked the cigars;
they made me sick. That and his meager
height when compared to all that bravado.
Head over heels was meant to just be an
expression, but for him it worked as well
as a description - just nothing there at all.
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Number one contender for the middleweight
crown. Head of something or other. Collector
of misfit women and all the nation's cast-off
losers. No one writes to the Colonel. No one.

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