Thursday, December 27, 2018

11,427. THE SOMMELIER DOESN'T HEAR ME

THE SOMMELIER 
DOESN'T HEAR ME
Maybe he's deaf, or perhaps it's a case
of one of this Wines For Dummies things.
They hire cheap these days, all trying to
save. Just before, he told me the fragrance
was axle-grease, with a fruity hint of
raspberries and a touch of almond too.
'What the heck?', I said. That's when he
didn't hear me. Maybe he's deaf, or
perhaps it's a case of one of those 
Wines For Dummies things. Or
did I say that already?

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