Thursday, December 6, 2018

11,371. THE CLOSEST YOU'LL EVER GET TO WATERMELON

THE CLOSEST 
YOU'LL EVER GET
TO WATERMELON
I am not yet Adam Granduciel, but I'm
getting there. Working on it. Wearing
denim jackets while I'm eating my
dessert. I used to play bass fiddle in
'Lost In a Dream,' but they fired me
for goofing on the job : I sang a
backward chorus (which I'd learned
in Julliard). I thought they'd be
impressed, but it cut no shit with
them. 'That's the closest you'll get
to watermelon. Ever. You're fired.'
Hey, it happens. You pick up the
pieces and try something else.
My new band is called,
'Lucrative Container.'

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