THERE'S SOME FUN
VALUE IN A CAN OF WORMS
The aisles were warped by fat
feet. I was watching Boss Tweed
beat the heat. 'Herm' Melville
came by; took a switch to my
eye, and said, 'Say what I say,
but don't repeat.' I didn't get
a whiff of what he meant.
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In the other room, they were
playing cards while The Sorceror's
Apprentice was on the Victrola.
You've got to love that word,
'Victrola.' They don't make them
like that anymore.
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