RUDIMENTS, pt. 577
(eclipse crash on the moon : something landing)
'Artfully disguised as a pillow,
my dog jumped off the couch.'
I'd always taken that as a great
opening line; always wanted to
use it, but never did. So, I just
did. But, no matter. I went to
Chinatown once - not a place
where you'd find many dogs,
back then anyway. I don't
know about now. Dog stuff
has changed, even though
Asians never seemed to like
canines. It mostly seems still
like that now. The big dog in
those years, to have, big, hippie
breed, lots of black guys had
them, and could often be seen
walking and strutting with their
well-combed and groomed, was
the Afghan Hound. For a full 5 or
6 years, it seemed, Afghans were
everywhere downtown - along
St. Marks and the surrounding
streets. For sure. Them, and also
Red Setters, or Irish Setters I
guess they were also called.
Both breeds seem now to have
long disappeared - it's funny
how that happens. Looking back,
now, it seems pretty obvious,
though I didn't see it then, in
my naivete, the Afghan Hound
was probably a gay-icon kind of
dog. That makes more sense,
except why they got dropped
in favor of today's Chelsea
version of little yappers and
Cavalier Prince Charles dogs
is still beyond me.
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In Chinatown, the world was
so mixed up - a few different
cultures - that your own
personal anonymity was almost
assured. There'd be the usual
bewildered tourists from places
like wherever, with cameras and
gawking faces, wonder-struck
by strange noises and smells,
roasted ducks hanging from
their necks in the windows of
a seemingly endless array of
restaurants. The crummier they
each looked, the more authentic
each restaurant was. Bizarre
people and beggars, Buddhist
types with tonsured heads,,
monks with shaved heads and
little funny ponytails off the
back of their skulls. One-legged
beggars, robed guys playing
one-stringed instruments, with
baskets next to them for coins
and dollars. There were also
more nasty-looking lurkers,
corner Tong gag guys, killers
probably too, mean, distant
stares, opium-heads drained
of all regular life. Chinese
signs everywhere, food prices
and other messages; music of
that same nature, slightly strange,
sometimes eerie. Barber shops
and toy stores; and newsstands
with Chinese papers and
magazines, their letters and
calligraphic writing writ large.
There were herb shops, weird
roots and things in jars, rows
of medicinal powders on long,
high shelves with ancient old
men dispensing, diagnosing,
usually while someone else
watched - a daughter or a
wife - and who would then
finalize whatever was the
transaction - ancient, old,
tried and true remedies. It
was all like nothing else, like
another place from the moon,
first-time, amazing stories,
one after the other. There was
an arcade with fortune-telling
chickens inside; trained like a
Pavlovian dog - for a quarter
you'd get a little bit of feed, and
feeding it into the cage receptacle,
the chicken would go into its
programmed routine, a shuffle
dance, a peck or two, and a
reach for 'YOUR' very own
fortune-card, back through
the window slit. Craziest
stuff ever, and all through
this, madly at the rear of the
long room, would be Chinese
teens, intensely attendant at
Ski-Ball lanes, pinball machines,
noisy virtual-driving' machines
projecting race-car noises and
facsimile videos of speeding
roads and byways.
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Language wasn't exactly
necessary. I'd spend a lot of
time at the Mayflower Cafe,
or Tea House, or whatever it
was called. Just The Mayflower.
It was a down-five-steps dive,
tiled and unkempt, one side
a coffee and pastry bar and the
other side a very intriguing
version of a low-grade Chinese
restaurant. I'd gotten to know,
by seeing, all the usual waiter
guys, even the ones who'd switch
in and out for other Mott Street
eateries. Nods and smiles, and
even sometimes, knowing what
I'd want, a there-it-is-service.
The place was cramped and
dingy, it sometimes smelled,
one extra door, right near where
you ate, was, unfortunately, the
small-closet-sized bathroom,
with some stupid Batman sticker
on it that no one removed and
it stayed for years, until the
cleaning and bleaches had
removed all the color from it.
This place was a big hang-out
for a certain breed, Allen Ginsberg
claimed it as his favorite. In no
way was it the Indiana-Tourist
kind of place. There was no
glamour, no time, and no real
style or pizazz here.
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Just up the steps and to the
right, upon leaving, was always
the same Chinese guy, begging
and lurking. Never a word
spoken - he was hairy and
lame too, and probably weighed
about 9 pounds. Well, okay then,
89 pounds. The guy needed help.
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Years have passed since then.
I think I'm pretty much the same
as I'd ever been. I didn't change,
everything else has. If not, well
then time itself has. It's now the
present day,and I've made some
wizard-like central leap from one
dark galley to another. Very odd.
I still think on the very same
things. Heaven and Hell; the
real and the not-real, the deep
cosmos, time, light, change,
myself, and others. Nothing
ever makes sense and fewer
and fewer things fit - every
concocted story I was ever
taught has turned out to be
pure, convenient, fiction. The
other day there was a lunar
eclipse of some sort, and during
the time of that eclipse (this is
real; no fiction here) scientists,
because of the unique and
peculiar lighting of the moon
for the duration of that eclipse,
were able to see things they
otherwise don't get to see. It
was one in a billion, as a
chance, but they witnessed
something landing on the
moon. At first they were
hedging and quite perplexed,
and then, quickly enough, the
'official' story was that an
asteroid or something had
hit the moon - an occurrence
no one had expected, predicted,
or thought of. So, what were
the chances? Hush it up, please,
and come up with a story. Well,
can you figure? What were the
chances, perhaps, just maybe,
just perhaps, all these years
we'd been sold a story line and
just like that 'fortune-telling'
chicken, simply trained in their
ways to accept all their blather
and act on command. Just think!
They say there's nothing out there,
dead, cold, bleak (and black?)
space, a cosmic constant, a
transit point with NO transit
going on? What sort of God,
I ask, or I guess I'll ask, would
do that? Now, I like surprises,
I guess, as much as the next guy,
but all we've ever been fed are
commanding stories about
an unfriendly cosmos and
being alone in the universe,
and a dead moon always facing
us with just the one side and a
dead and dark other side
Here's your quarter; go
I guess, as much as the next guy,
but all we've ever been fed are
commanding stories about
an unfriendly cosmos and
being alone in the universe,
and a dead moon always facing
us with just the one side and a
dead and dark other side
Here's your quarter; go
through your routine. How
embarrassing is it for them,
by a miracle of eclipsoid
happenstance, to get caught
with their own proverbial
chicken-pants down and have
a prime-time landing (of
something or some-its) on
the equivalent of prime-time
viewing for the whole world?
Weirdly, they even used the
word 'touchdown,' not 'crash.'
And these science types are
usually ultra-cautious people.
Here's another quarter....go
Weirdly, they even used the
word 'touchdown,' not 'crash.'
And these science types are
usually ultra-cautious people.
Here's another quarter....go
through your routine,
you Chinese chicken.
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