Friday, January 11, 2019

11,466. WHERE THE LADIES ARE FAT AND THE MEN ARE ADORABLE

WHERE THE LADIES ARE FAT
AND THE MEN ARE ADORABLE
I'd like you to wear this constable hat
for one week, see how far it takes you,
what kind of drinks you get. Men will
buy rounds for others on almost any
pretense. I knew your sister before
she was born. I first logged that
hillside in 1911; now they've got
30 large homes on it growing.
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Back him up. Get him another.

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