Saturday, May 23, 2015

6778. THE PENNY-TREE IS RINGING THE PHONE

THE PENNY-TREE 
IS RINGING THE PHONE
Wise guys never quit : some form of Clint Eastwood
trickery with a gun never loaded. 'Go ahead, punk,
make my bed.' No, no that's all wrong; though it
may work for tough guys in the hotel business.
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Now here comes Jayne Mayall; she's tipsy again and
almost walking sideways. It's so weird to see a woman 
drunk. Nothing at all like a man  -  they waver differently,
smile differently, and even talk funny differently. I
can't exact say why or how, but I know. Just a
wild penchant for wild things, I guess.
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Parking a car sideways never works; even the best valets
in the business know better than that. That's why you give
them the keys, you see  -  so when you come out hours later,
blasted, they can keep them, lest you hit a wall or go off a
cliff. They can find you another means fo getting home.
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Steaks and mashed potatoes are the things most people
end up eating  -  all those fancy plates and restaurants
matter little. Nearby, just at the other table, the
penny-tree is ringing the phone. Most annoying,
and most annoyingly.

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