HOW MANY WAYS
CAN I BLIND YOU?
Not that I wish to make the newspaper,
mind you, if I blind you. But listing
the devious and the enchanting ways
it can be done? Worth a ton of humor.
How do killers and torturers work this
stuff, without wincing or getting squeamish
themselves? For myself, I can't kill a fly
without mourning for a week; so you think
I'm really going to take an eye? With a
pointed screwdriver to the socket ? Or
this ice pick in my pocket? No, no, think
again. I'd rather use lye in the eye, to
get a simple job done; or take you
walking in the woods to then be able
to say a branch must have snapped
back and did you that way. Heaven
knows, such things have happened
before, and more.
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