Friday, May 8, 2020

12,798. FASTIDIOUS DUNKARD

FASTIDIOUS DRUNKARD
I need to wire home for more
money, but there's no one there
and no one answers. Hey, Jim,
can you spot me at least fifty
bucks? I've drunk more here
than ever before. Money like
that goes liquid quickly.
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Pattie Jane Murphy here wants
more than a good time, and I'm
not sure I can do that. Anyway,
is she lying about her age?
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I just mat a new friend too.
He's from out by Erie, and 
works in some school teaching
funny objects to talk. I don't
know what he meant by that
but maybe he's just a comedian
by trade, doing stand-up for
a sit-down crew.

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