DON'T BE RUINED
BY THIS ROOM
It's OK to drink. If I have to hear you
go on any more about stocks and sales
I'm going to be sick. That elk head you
see on the wall is real. I bagged it last
year outside of Missoula, Montana.
Hunting expeditions are expensive;
and I swear the guide brings you right
up to a half-drugged creature you're then
supposed to shoot. All they care about
is that you go home with something
other than the clap. The bartender
at Ike's told me that.
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