SOMETIMES I GET BORED
'Sometimes, I do. Yeah, really, and
I end up asking myself, like 'where
would you rather work? In an Amazon
warehouse? Or an Amazon whorehouse?'
Which I guess would be a whorehouse
staffed by Amazons, BUT, then I realize,
being a female, that's a place I really
would get bored! And bored stiff, I
suppose too! And then that new guy,
kind of cute, comes in, to the lunchroom,
and - you know, maybe he likes girls,
I'm never sure, I can't tell - so I decide,
this time, I'll just ask, pretending it's like
about sports, 'What would you rather be,
a Yankee? Or a Yanker?' Ha! But then
his phone rings, and that's the end of that.'
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