Tuesday, July 28, 2020

13,012. WARRANTLESS WIRETAP #2

WARRANTLESS WIRETAP #2
Your hair was in the gutter and your
speech was on the phone: All this
time I thought that you were bald
and couldn't say a thing. I found
a diamond ring on the rim around
the sink; figuring that was yours 
as well. It's funny about men like
you  -  not the Tupperware sort, for
sure, but the more we find out about
you the less we feel secure. That's
what this is all about anyway  -  
we've tapped your phones, in a very
old-fashioned manner; but we know
for sure your don't have a cell (though
we're certain to try and put you in one),
and you like to talk with 'Mary Lou.'
That's what the phone log guy in the
workman's truck out front keeps telling
us. Hadn't you noticed that no one is
getting any house-work done?
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Question everything  -  some people
say that, but it seems you question
nothing. Not even what goes on
around you.

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