Tuesday, December 31, 2019

12,428. INTERBURDENED RAPID TRANSIT

INTERBURDENED 
RAPID TRANSIT
'Call now!' The sign said; 'There is no
obligation, and operators are always
standing by to hep you!' I wondered
about the literalness of all that  - are
really 'standing' by? Hmmm? And
anyway, I'd never heard of that new
formula they'd discovered for their
'Scientific proof that Mayonnaise
Mask Facial Penetration Rub-on
Hemorrhoidal Cream' cures all
modern medical personal woes.
Had it ever worked for anyone 
before.? And why can't those
operators 'standing' by sit down?
Are their hind-ends sore?
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The train kept rolling along
and I'd already missed my stop. 

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