SAATCHI & SAATCHI
Screw them all. Advertisers make me sick.
In-flight magazines all hailing from Praque filled
with ads for heirlooms and diamonds the girl in blue
brings around a food cart - nothing but a jumble of
rat-infested avocado cookies. 'Best flight in the sky.'
I don't care about the 'best flight' part, OK; just concentrate
your best efforts on that 'in the sky' part instead. Keep
it going that way - Lucy LaMond said she was my
seat-mate-to-be all the way to Constantinople. Oh, man.
Pass me that magazine juice and put some more vodka in it.
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