Wednesday, March 13, 2019

11,605. RUDIMENTS, pt. 622

RUDIMENTS, pt. 622
(splash me out a conflagration)
A lot of the towns out along
that way you'd ended up just
buzzing through, going right
past, whatever. America and
its towns have never  -  in the
modern era anyway  -  been 
on any too good terms with
each other. I think the towns
wanted to live; America itself
wanted them dead. That place
called Sheds was a good example.
There are probably people all
around who may have once
hailed from 'Sheds'  -  maybe
they grew up there, stayed long
or left early. They could probably
give you a hundred memories
of the times and location within
it, things they'd lived and 
remembered. The parson, a
schoolhouse, a neighbor, some
old beau  -  all gone now like
the old hardware store guy and
the feed mill. The big highways
came around, or through, and
took all that heart and soul stuff
away  -  people passing by, at
60 miles an hour, if they stop,
(big if), they want a hamburger,
maybe, some shit-souvenir of a
place-that-ain't-no-more, any 
of that. The big stores, the gas
stations, those national names,
all that, park themselves on the
highway, not in the town. What
you're left with is the shed mill,
maybe a half-park, where something
else used to be, and those taverns
I talk of. The local town-hall
buggers, between their meetings
and crotch-pickings, they put
up some plaques, where old
Mr. Gentry once lived; the
initial schoolhouse that stood
on the knoll; the pond and the
fish-basin; a little crap-story
attached with each of them.
Goodbye, Eden, hello real world.
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You could feel all that loss and
sadness just blowing by each
town. One time we took a car trip,
a few days, long travel, 1100 miles
done, all across the upper and 
central tier of New York State.
Just driving around to wherever
we pleased. One of the places we
got to  -  more money in a town
then I'd seen in three days of driving,
Cooperstown, I suppose, was the
most monied and central highlight
of the trip. I went there to see
the lands and lakes and things by
which James Fenimore Cooper
wrote his Leatherstocking Tales,
all the Natty Bumpo, fading-fast
Native-Americans-facing-the-
frontier-settlers stuff. That was the
real stuff, a part and parcel of the
old America I was looking for.
For me it was gut-wrenching and 
all-absorbing. My heart was
in the canoes we rented. But
did you think the town itself
cared? Not a bit, except for the
money to be made. The whole
town is about the Baseball Hall
of Fame and all that stuff  -  
anything that ties in or which
merchandises off it, that's fine.
You can have Babe Ruth pancakes
and Ty Cobb panty-liners too,
if you wanted them. It's a 
Paradise for any of all that;
oriented at two different levels,
for kids and adults, real baseball
people, and Little Leaguers with
dreams, dads, and stars in their
eyes. Any words about essential
Americana and real lessons of
things about that  -  are subdued, 
kept quiet, little mentioned, 
and even the library references
keep pretty quiet about all that.
'Yeah, there might have been
some Indians around here once, 
but now it's all nicely settled 
and we've got those big baseball 
homes over that side of town  
-  lots of the players and the
broadcasters they keep a 
second home here. We keep 
it orderly, lots of lake and
boating activities, children,
and of course the Summers 
and the really high times of 
the Hall of Fame Inductions, 
games and ceremonies. Gosh, 
I live for all of that, and we're
so proud of our town!'
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Well, that's probably the story, 
in about the same way, for lots
of old American towns. Just 
outside of Cooperstown  -  
which is sort of unique for
being what it is  -  the land
returns to miles of rolling
farmland  -  large barns and
farms, vegetable-stands here
and there, old names on farms
and silos, mailboxes  -  all 
the sorts of things one 
otherwise just speeds by. The
multi-generational farms are
still there, I guess still working
(they were then anyway, and I'm
going back here, remember, 40
years already). But there was
something missing too  -  as if 
the intention was there, perhaps,
but the lines no longer connected.
The business now was in just
moving along. Thruways and 
things had the usual State-run
rest stops  -  the same five
jim-cracked fast food outlets
and coffee shops, in a row, 
with some ice cream and
cookie stands in the middle 
of the aisles and entryways; 
endless bathroom stops with 
weigh-yourself scales and air
machines (they were a new idea
then) to dry your hands with.
Before that, is seemed, it was
always some soiled, damp and 
crumbled and needing to be
changed, rag machine they
expected you to actually touch.
Only the towns, IF you stopped,
had the old and the nasty. The
ghosts of New York State, 
taverns and bars and diners.
The loss was always intensified
by the anguish of those surviving :
the poor were always still there.
Back then, as in Elmira too, VCR
porn video shops, 'adult' toys (what
a dumb and embarrassing concept,
using that strange euphemism), the
ratty and leftover bus stations and
raw terminals. Soup kitchens, but
without the soup. Anything that
had been left behind in these dead,
unsettled oases, was just left to
rot, wither, and fall. Mostly the
towns lost all being : What takes 
their place (especially now) are the 
attempts at the authentic; what 
you're left with when the last 
furniture factory that once 
employed 60 people turns into
 'Mighty Maven's Antiques,' selling
anything   -  or  trying to  -  that 
they can salvage from a hundred
of the dead-people's homes all
all around. It's a wonder there 
wasn't insurrection in the streets; 
but the people's hearts are no
longer in it, their spirits are dead, 
the ark is gone, that boat has left 
both river and town. Going into
any one of those sad, corner bars
with the broiling anger of the
locals, still festering, while their
Main Street crumbled, the lights 
were out, the only grocery place 
in town just having folded and
closed up for good, the flyers for
the Elks Fish Fry, in Goreyville,
12 miles away, the Little League
signup day a few weeks off, I
always expected some drinker
there to just say  -  to the bartender  -
in the heat of anger and wrath and
only a lousy home to return to,
"Splash me out a conflagration,
John, and then bring me another."
Like setting the world on fire,
just only in your local brain. 




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