11,599. SO TO REACH

SO TO REACH

So, to reach the end of this party

you must gravely turn right there,

over by that cabinet of elixirs.

That will take you to the hall

where the elves are standing

guard. They like to freebase

while playing football too  -  

so watch out (for what you do).

I was born on a Tuesday the

twelfth, and weren't you and

someone else? I remember we

once celebrated something along

those lines : Flying to Singapore

in a straitjacket? Holding small

hands with the woman's newborn

infant? Asking the Singaporean

hostess for more to drink? I have

memories of such things. I think.

So, to reach me, call me twice

and then once backwards. Let's 

see how that works out  -  and if

I  can hear you above the din.