Monday, May 7, 2018

10,801. SLINGSHOT COWBOY

SLINGSHOT COWBOY
Runs the supermarket aisles naked,
screaming at the top of his lungs :
'Lux Liquid loves Ivory Soap!'
No one pays him any mind.
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His sister's name is Merriwether
Lewis. I went out with her once, to
the movies. She insisted we go to
'The Adventures of Lewis and Clark.'
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I asked why. She said, 'Because 
I already know the ending.' I said,
'Well what's that have to do with
your brother then?' She smiled and
said, 'Not a damn thing at all.'

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