RUDIMENTS, pt. 302
Making Cars
I can't remember when, but the
first time I ran across fast food the
concept just seemed odd, and pretty
un-natural. Plastic chairs and booths,
clown suits, crowns, little finger-sized
smidges of pre-made food. Managers
and floor people in weird clothing. But I
have no recollection. It seemed suddenly
that everyone had decided to give up
on any sense or quotient of quality.
clown suits, crowns, little finger-sized
smidges of pre-made food. Managers
and floor people in weird clothing. But I
have no recollection. It seemed suddenly
that everyone had decided to give up
on any sense or quotient of quality.
I know that in about 1956 we drove
as a family, in my father's 1953 Ford
station wagon, with my grandmother
along, to Washington DC; Summer,
1957, in the same car that I'd get
creamed in by Feb '58. in the train
wreck. (Enjoy the road, Sunshine Boy).
Portentous trip, for sure. We stayed
1957, in the same car that I'd get
creamed in by Feb '58. in the train
wreck. (Enjoy the road, Sunshine Boy).
Portentous trip, for sure. We stayed
five or six days in some cabins along
the road just out of DC, in Virginia.
I can remember that well, because it
left an impression, strong. I'd never
been in a 'cabin' set-up before, and
enjoyed it. There were a few lawn
chairs set out and we sat around
the two cabins in the long evening
light. What most stands out is that
I recall eating in this large place
filled with people, and in the center
of the large room was the food service
center - something which I'd never
seen before. The people all got
trays and cups and forks and all
and made their way to this center
area where, after calling out what
they wanted, they got their food. All
the people inside the glass service
railing were black people, but in
white kitchen-worker clothing -
a few guys with chef hats and
things like that. There was bustle
and it was all resoundingly noisy.
Everyone talked and the noises
resonated, the clink of silverware
and trays, pick-ups and drop-offs.
Men with carts, picking up the
finished settings and all. I was
awed and had never before
seen anything like that : Large
breakfast service, eggs and toast
everywhere; and the same for
(I guessed) lunch, and certainly
for dinner, which I went to once
or twice when we weren't out at
that time (the usual sightseeing
junk - Jefferson's place, Monticello;
Mount Vernon, The White House,
Lincoln Memorial, all that). Be all
that as it may, what struck me
most, even as a seven year old,
back then, were two things: I'd
never seen so much food in one
place and so easily dispersed, in
fact, efficiently - the word I'd
use now; and (more importantly)
the strange feeling I got from
witnessing an entire 'class' of
people at work serving other
people. I understand this was
1957, and a little bit of the South
was going on here, but to me,
back then, it was strange and a
sight I couldn't understand.
Everyone in positions of servitude
was black, Negroes, in the word
of the day. Willingly, and, it
seemed, even jovially going
about their task. It baffled me.
None of it was exactly 'fast food'
in any way. It was all, for sure,
real food and there was nothing
quick about it - people, travelers,
and families lingered, stayed for
as long and as much as they wanted,
talked and frolicked, although all
in serious ways. It was a benign,
odd, 'road-culture' and this was
my first exposure to it. The idea
of travel and road-food serving
the needs of hundreds of passing
people had never dawned on me,
and I guess from that came the
incipient development of what later
became 'fast food' as an industry;
which, as in everything else, soon
enough devolved into an annoying
silliness, with clowns, junk, jingles
and mottoes. Stupid logo-characters,
like the Bob's Big-Boy kid, and
the likes of Ronald McDonald and
the original Burger King guy (who
was, actually, to me, quite spooky).
It all turned to junk, especially after,
say, the demise of things like Howard
Johnson's and places like that which
at least kept a modicum of civility
about themselves.
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Anyway, fast food came later and
by the late 60's was becoming
ubiquitous. I remember being in
a car at a Wetson's, I think it was,
along the road to the Jersey Shore
and, my 'long hair' and general
demeanor having pissed these
two generally clean-cut and
militaristic college types off
(Hazlet, at what is now called
'Airport Plaza,' because, yes,
it was once an air-strip, now
just a dipshit strip mall kind
of place along Rt. 36 or whatever
it is, the Wetson's hamburger
joint being long gone), they flung
open the rear door and grabbed
my head from behind where I
sat in the front passenger seat
(no headrests back then) and,
having my head pinned, proceeded
to fancifully beat my face with
their fists. It wasn't a pretty sight,
but at least I lost no teeth, (they
punched like rich girls) though
the blood was flying. Then as
quickly as they started they
jumped back into their car and
took off. We were (3 of us) a
bit stunned, and just sat there
watching me bleed. Life was
real fun back then. Talk about
fast food, I'd rather fast. It was
more like fist food anyway.
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By the way, I should point out,
this whole 'long hair' thing wasn't
that at all. That took a few years
yet to develop. Having long hair
in 1966 meant maybe like NOT
going to the barber every 14 days,
so there'd be a small extra tuft of
hair behind the ears or something
- but people went ape-crazy over
things like that. My own hair,
after me being thrown out of, sent
home from, senior class high-school
innumerable times, was a constant
point of contention. The high-school
dweebs who ran the hallways
were always kicking me out for
something - to go get a haircut;
too many clothes (I'd layer up
for the cold walk to and from
school, rather than ride the
school bus with a blubber of
fools around me; shoes no good
(warm-weather complaint); can't
wear sandals; can't wear boots).
I'd go home, do the minimal
nothing with scissors, pretend
at humility and go back the
next day. Nobody really cared.
The Nazi jerks in the front office,
both Principal and Vice-Principal,
had it in their heads that they
hated me, so the word was out.
Lou Gabriel, and John Stanaitis,
I hope you're both enjoying Hell.
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Guys were getting hand-jobs
in the back of the school bus;
girls were popping out their fine
specimens at will. These forlorn
administrators from the goofball
corridors of well-being were
more worried about how I
looked. Teachers were trying
to have you think they were
instilling 'character' in you as
they taught, while stifling in
every way any spurt (except on
the school bus) of individuality
coming out of you. (Yeah, there's
a sort of wordplay going on there).
And - of course and let us not
forget - at every exit door was
a Sergeant McJerkoff trying to
sign these good boys up for
a vacation in VietNam, you
know, to defend your liberties.
That was what school was at that
'point in time' - nasty phrase.
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It got to be a joke. I'd tell people
I'd be more than happy to go to
Vietnam if I could take their
sister, daughter, or wife with
me. Never got any volunteers
for the gang bang.
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Not much made any sense to me.
I've said that a hundred times. Most
things were pure prattle, mere words.
Oliver Wendell Holmes put it nicely,
once, in saying - about soldiers and
'the misfits who undertake military
service, somehow giving up their
freedom to go and die for Freedom:
'faith is true and adorable that leads
a soldier to throw away his life
in obedience to a blindly accepted
duty, in a cause which he little
understands, in a plan of campaign
of which he has no notion, under
tactics of which he little understands.'
He also wrote, 'It seems to me that
every society rests on the death
of men.' He left out 'you're being
used.'
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I've always to like to read; for a few years
that's about all I really did, the rest
of anything being crap and detail.
You can learn a million things reading,
and find that you really don't need
anybody else along for your own
fine ride. Edmund Wilson was a
steady wonder to me. He'd started
out in Red Bank, NJ, oddly enough.
Born there. A town I detest. I loved
out in Red Bank, NJ, oddly enough.
Born there. A town I detest. I loved
his stuff - his living in Talcottville,
his diaries, his books written by
the decades : The Forties, The
Fifties, The Sixties, etc. 'I Dream
Of Daisy,' was amazing for its
day, still known too for its
stunning description of a
vagina. He had later books as
well; one on the Iroquois (his
familial home was one Iroquois
land) - 'Apologies To the Iroquois' -
another on Canada; another on
'The Cold War and Income Tax';
At sixty-eight, he wrote : 'I have
finally come to feel that this country,
whether or not I live in it, is no
longer any place for me. I find that
I more and more feel a boredom
with and scorn for the human race.'
Reading is a wonderful thing when
it can lead you right out of here.
(Well, hate to eat and run, but....)
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