THREE SHADES OF
RED, WHITE, AND BLUE
Your proud-papa bullshit routine really wears
me down; like what, you think you're the
only person in the world that ever had a
kid? The way you cradle that baby looks
weird to me. And who does it most resemble
anyway; your mother some, on your father's
side? Is that what you just said?
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Your car seat's in backwards, unless maybe you
drive a lot in reverse. How come you follow all
these rules so precisely? Once I took forty-one
minutes to make a three-minute egg. The thing
was so hard, we went out back and played ball.
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With it.
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