DERIVATION MOUTH
It comes as no surprise, they say, this man is
now clearly crazy, clearly adrift. I stopped into
the grand opening, just today, of a new felafel
palace and wished them luck, as I asked for
two hot dogs on a bun, but no meat which I
don't eat. The fellow from somewhere running
the place looked me over, quizzically and asked :
'Very good sir, how then do you want this served?'
I replied, 'In a black suit and an undertaker's carriage.'
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I knew he'd agree to anything; grand opening, first day
aiming to please. He went into the back room, and
just never came out.
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