Friday, August 17, 2018

11,080. RUDIMENTS, pt. 411

RUDIMENTS, pt. 411
(ancient sanskrit fake web sites, pt.1)
Here's how things go: No matter
which town I've been in, from
Elmira to Nabinger Hill, there
have always been people with
dirty hands on the wheel. I grew
tired of it all, long ago. The
Elmira Star-Gazette was a sort
of local Home-News Tribune
for the crazy hill-people of the
Chemung River area. Nut cases,
all, and about as parochial and
famished for quality as those
we have here now. Somewhere
back here I've already told my
Vince Murphy story, the local
Elmira to Binghamton bus driver
who also read the TV news, and
was fired because he swore one
day he saw Jesus in the clouds.
A cloud formation anyway.
So, anyhow, it goes to show the
sort of strictures a person has to
live within to prosper, rule  -  say
nothing out of line, shut your
trap, and keep moving. I learned
all that a long time ago, but
around here now  -  this trumpet
forest of the small minded  -
they have to contend with the
onslaught of internet commerce,
trading in opinion  -  an often
unstoppable force. Ask Morsi in
Egypt, ask any of those tyrants.
Just don't ask Avenel, mostly 
because horse's asses can't talk. 
So, all the the keg meisters,
cheats, and liars here, under
their various names, consort
with each other (hopefully
they're clothed) to gun up
a new fake town-site, filled
with their own comments
and people, talking back to
each other the imaginary
situations and constraints
they see. It's in a sense,
child-abuse too, because
they've taken a naif and are
trading falsely on her name.
No shame like the mirror's
shame, I guess, and Avenel
be damned. Funny too, up in
the old hills, as I related in my
Jennings schoolbus story way
back, justice was settled and
scored with a gun. Here they do
it with lies and obfuscation. A 
notch on a belt ain't nothing.
-
I left that place like fill-dirt
getting taken away in a dumper.
As I settled in to NYC, though
it took time, it all became clearer.
Humans are humans, all those
fidgety foibles and crotch-picking
itches, they're about the same
wherever you go. Transparency
has no hold, however, as the
insiders just keep clutching
their filthy night soils. (If you
don't know what night soil is,
look it up under, 'night soil,
old China')  -  but at least, in
1967 anyway  -  the NY people
I was dealing with had brains.
Art brains, ideas of finesse and
genetic success. However, just
under the surface, the ancient
world lurked (by the way, I saw
one of those church signs today
on some bum-ass church in
Clark. It said, 'Come inside,
learn about ancient Christianity.'
I got news for those people, the
only ancient Christianity study
you'll get from that angle is the
ancient pagan religions  -  which
go back way before Christianity
(which Christ didn't even know
of) and from which Chrstianity
was pieced together, supplanting
all the 'ancient' feasts and rituals.
Sorry, ample wives and children,
but perhaps that'll get your parking
lots paved anyway).
-
Sometimes I used to like to just
go nuts, run rampant, wild with
ideas. The guy at NYU once told
me I had a world within a world
within a world within my head,
and that I should probably soon
be changing the world. And I
agreed with him, and then I asked
him to sit with me while we read
the Upanishads. That was good.
Lal Sastri, was his name, revered
ancient Sanskrit scholar. I always
enjoyed new found treasures and
new found people. Not so much
these days. Everything's different.
One time, in a coffee-shop in
Montclair, a guy sat next to
me and began talking  -  said
he was a Seer and had been
drawn to that location because
his ancient powers had stirred
and told him I'd be there. And
I was, with my wife and kid too.
He said I was about to have the
best year of my life-to-date and
that things would begin ringing
in my frequency. That was 1986.
nothing ever happened. No bells.
No frequency. But he wasn't the
first of the 'weirds' who'd been
driven to seek me out. There
have been a number of others.
Omens are always omens, I
guess, yep, but wasn't that a
bad one more than good?
-
Anyway, it all ended up very
weird  - as I realized, underneath,
that a lot of these people are all
the same. They 'routined' the
usual services of life in the most
ordinary things  -  except as New
New Yorkers they did it slightly
slightly different. 1967, remember.
Back then, only a New Yorker
would squeeze and smell a
fruit or a vegetable, to check
for ripeness, before buying.
Suburban people would be
leaning into supermarkets and
the heck with freshness and
smell. Answers and meanings
differed greatly, yet some things
were the same too  -  the older 
and more Euro ones were way
stuck in the past  -  old rites and
rituals. It was really odd to see.
Another thing I noticed was
how people kept going back
to the well, time after time,
even after they knew the pail
had no bottom and wouldn't
hold water. It wouldn't matter,
and there was never that level
of introspection in them to be
considering any of all this. Even
with their apparent strict belief
in logic and sequence, it all
passed them by   -  the fact that
their packaged beliefs were all
untrue. I had to make sense of
that, on my own, in order to
continue. Over on St. Mark's
Place, around Eastertime one
year, I witnessed two different
events when the cap was
figuratively blown from
the top of my head. There
were two separate Sundays,
at this little Polish parish,
across the street right there
from the Polish National Home,
a sort of apartment building,
and next a few doors over from
what later became The Electric
Circus, of hippie, Andy Warhol,
and Velvet Underground fame,
where they had, in the 'spirit'
of the season, two events which
startled me. People flocked
to them. You know how T. S.
Eliot wrote that he 'did not
know that death had undone
so many' about all those people
walking the bridge over the
Thames -  well, that's how
I felt. I was simply not aware
there were so many old-world,
naively honest people around
who held to such tenets. There
was nothing modern about this.
One Sunday it was 'The Blessing
of the Animals'. I wasn't sure
what it meant, but it appeared
to mean pets. There was a
streetload of people, standing
steady, babbling away in
whatever Slavic tongue they
spoke, each with something :
dogs, cats, birds, hamsters,
snakes, lizards, even globes
of fish. In their own religious
way, the idea was for procession
with the animals through and
in the innards of the church,
for an eventual blessing by a
priest. The very next Sunday,
the same thing occurred, but
with baskets of food  -  to be
representing bounty, not just
that particular basket. I guess
for people used to hardship,
it held a real meaning. I was
just baffled. There was such
a pervasive, back-time, old
feel to all of this. From it, I
sensed the reality of all these
people - suffering, hunched,
laden down with a million
things. The same strenuous,
rigors, dictates and strictures
which ruled their beliefs,
ruled, as well, their lives. To
be honest, to me they just all
looked as equal to dead. Why
bother to go back again and
again just to repeat the same
errors?
-
It began becoming apparent to
me that many aspects of New
York City were just as barren,
or worse, than what I'd left in
Avenel. At least in Avenel, all
besides my fighting against it,
they were letting 'modernity'
take them in, and move them
along. The incidentals were
new, and things were changing
as much of that 'old' was pushed
aside and left with Mom and Dad
in other places, like Bayonne and
Newark, and Irvington. All the
places they'd left. Not here however;
these people were ancient in their
ways, medieval in their beliefs,
and fixed and certain of it. Small,
squat old women still in their
babushkas and hats. Stern men
yet saddled within by something
still horrid. Faith in God the Supreme
and Fiery, who would, perhaps,
if asked right, deign to stoop down
and bless this pitiful food and
these horrid creatures, lest we
forget his power and his glory
and He smite us anew, in some
other way. Boy, was I stuck, and
seeing it. I could walk over to
McSorley's  -  where the average
age of the men sitting around
was about 114, give or take  -
and imbibe their sorrowful blues
along with them; mug after mug
of a fastidious, home-brewed
McSorley's Ale, which you
had to buy six at a time - until
some knock-out power came
along to strike you, and then
knocked you down - and try
to learn their ways by hearing
their stories  -  pretty much just
like the bums and hobos I'd sit
with at the piers, with their
barrel fires. But these guys here,
at least they had ten bucks or
so with them. Bills as folded
and wrinkled as they themselves
sometimes were. Anything 'new'
about New York City did NOT
happen down here; this was
ancient throwback land. All
those hotmouths always going
on about New York and the
wonder of the city, the glamour,
excitement, the adventure,
the new, well they meant
about 50 blocks uptown. That
was all where magazine and TV
New York was, the Batman Gotham
high-society bullshit, which the
average Joe couldn't touch with
a 500 mile pole. Truman Capote
and Norman Mailer and all those
bravado-faggot-creepfest types.
You'd never get near it, and any
Holly Golighty Audrey Hepburn
cockamamie horseshit would
never cut it here. Like I said,

these people were dead.


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