FREE SCHEKEL AND
FREE JECKEL TOO
FREE JECKEL TOO
Mighty Horace might be pregnant,
while his horse laps at the river. His
wife, Samantha Leyland, is in the
kitchen, wondering what to do.
'Turnabout is fair play,' she figures,
so she turns to him and says, 'Horace,
I'm going out tonight, with the guys,
to play some cards, and maybe darts,
at Millicent's Tavern, over in Beechwood.
Don't wait up for me; I'll be home late.'
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(Well, anyway, all sexes are generally the same).
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