PENT-UP NEIGHBORHOOD FRUSTRATION GLEE
Harold, don't leave me hanging and
cut me some grass I want that guy's
wife like a beer can wants a can
opener and if you can't tell by now
why I'm edging this lawn you're a
bigger jerk than I thought.
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Marvin, get your fat ass down from
temple and come home right now; the
curtains need trimming and the dog
has not been fed for days. You big
jerk-schmiel-milkentoasten, or whatever
that crazy stuff is you call everyone else.
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Lucretia, I declare take your stone mantle
down from the bricks and stop wearing
your fake pearls on Tuesdays. Shop-Rite
doesn't care about you.
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