I've got a great many theories that don't
hold water - but that's OK I seldom get
thirsty. One pet idea of mine is that dogs
can talk, but only if you listen from inside.
Another is that a bad tooth will eventually
cure itself. These are pretty good ideas. If
I put a tophat on, I can look like a really
poor Abe Lincoln. The last five words I've
spoken have never been uttered before.
Well there you have it. I'm done and
there's no more.