HERE'S A STORY
So, I was born 9/29/49. A long
time later, a gypsy lady on Lexington,
telling me my fortune, said 'those
numbers are awesomely auspicious.'
Then she went on about the trailing strings
of 9's, adding the number together, and then
as a whole, etc. The usual twenty-dollar stuff.
I said back: 'Awesomely auspicious? Seems
more to me as 'awfully suspicious'.
Never brought me a God-damned
thing.' She grinned a Gypsy grin,
and with cigarette smoke coming
out her teeth, simply said, 'My son,
you are just looking in all the