6516. I INVENTED THE GLOP MACHINE

I INVENTED THE 

GLOP MACHINE

And when I did so many other things 

disappeared. Dr. Kilgallen said it was 

because of my concentration. I said I 

thought it was my Bacitracin, the stuff 

I put on a paper-cut the morning before. 

He said no, it couldn't be that because that 

was external. I knew right off what he meant.

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Then I turned to you, first, of course, dispensing

all my friends and monsters  -  they went all

around the globe so I'd never need see them again.

Like the last men standing, or last people in the

world anyway, it was just me and you.

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Much of this just became a joke over time : Like 

the guy who walks into the bar and goes up to a

beautiful girl, says 'I'm James Bond' and shows

her his super-special watch; 'this watch tells me

everything,' he says. 'Oh yeah,' said she, 'what's

it telling you now?' Bond says, 'It's telling me

you have no panties on'. She says, 'Well, it's 

wrong.' He looks at the watch, shakes it, and

says, 'Damn, it's running two hours fast again.'

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Well, anyway, that came to me after I invented the

Glop Machine  -  it tries to provide a comic relief

for any situation. Yes, I said it 'tries.'