Sunday, March 16, 2014

5182. ST. JOHN AUX FRANCE

ST. JOHN AUX FRANCE
Never existed, I made him up. He was a
holy man nonetheless. Used to stick forks
in his eyes to show his imperviousness.
The masses roared and the Cardinals
cringed. They knew on the holy days this
man would work wonders : used to peel
water with the slice of a knife, recite
chemical formulas while standing up
on one leg alone for hours on end.
Dwarfed all the giants and roared
on for hours. Kept the good office
on the top of the towers : every
national cathedral worldwide
held a bed set aside just
for him.

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