Wednesday, June 27, 2018

10,926. THE ONLY BEST WAY

THE ONLY BEST WAY
The only way to get the
gangster out of town is to
come back with his mother
in chains, and threaten to
kill her if he remains, or 
refuses to leave, or stays.
They're pussies like that,
all that Mama stuff sticks.
They're babbling butterballs
of sentiment in an instant.
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In fact, it's such a sure deal 
that we've never actually had 
to kill one. Not that there weren't
a few I'd have been glad to see 
go. But, Hell, law enforcement
has its rules too, you know.

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