Tuesday, March 14, 2023

16,142. AS I REMARKED TO PORTER

AS I REMARKED TO PORTER 
In talking of Camp LeJeune, I mentioned
what a mess lawyers can make of things,
He said, "No, it's a rotten thirst for money.
They'll do anything to drum up a sue-worthy
issue, even if it's not. You know, it was in
Henry VI, by Shakespeare, where a character
named Dick says, 'The first thig we do is, let's
kill all the lawyers.' Doesn't really make much
sense, even in Shakespeare's context. Actually,
there's just too many of them."
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Jocularity is somehow found to be at the
bottom of every basket.

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