Friday, May 3, 2019

11,729. RUDIMENTS, pt. 673

RUDIMENTS, pt. 673
(sub-group, the lingo)
I've always had a huge streak
of compassion for others  -
not that it ever did me any
good, but one is not supposed
to think that way. All it ever
got me was people on my
porch, others wanting
something, or any action
in any case that ended up
causing me trouble. Like
beatings too. You mess with
the wrong guys, you're going
to, eventually, light the fuse.
Maybe it's then better just to
leave things be. It was never a
testimonial to my own actions
when I did things for others.
Like wars and nation-states,
and alliances; all pretty much
the same.
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One time, and this is true, I was
never able to figure it out. Maybe
it was just payback, nice or not.
We were living in Metuchen,
motorcycle days, drinking at
the Maple Tree, or maybe it
was the Pioneer then, in Iselin.
Whatever closing time is, I forget,
2am? We were pretty blitzed,
and rode out by ourselves, hoping
not to meet any Federales along
the way, maybe 6 or 7 miles. I
got up to the top of old Oak Tree
Road, and of course the whole
world was closed. There's a
7-11 at that corner. It too was
closed. I ran out of gas. Not
knowing what to do, nor
thinking very clearly, I rolled
the bike over to the far side of
the buildings, mostly out of
of sight, locked it up, and we
started walking home. It was
doable, and we did it, intending
go back, with gas, in the morning
and ride out of there. Lo and
behold, about 5:30am there's a
loud knock on the front door. It's
an Edison cop. He had ID'd the
'abandoned' motorcycle, by the
plate, and came to the house
wanting to know why, or if I
even knew, that my motorcycle
was on the side of some building
up the road some, with money
taped to it. Huh? He wanted to
know if it had been stolen from
me, or if I'd planted it there, if
it was part of some deal, drugs,
guns, money, or stolen. It took
me ten minutes to fully realize
what the deal was, and he then,
after interrogation, told me to
get dressed and come with him.
He was actually OK with my
'out of gas until the morning'
story, etc. but still wanted to
know what the money meant,
and wanted to see my registration
and stuff (Which was actually
in a lock-pouch on the side of
the frame. Pretty weird). It all
worked out, strange as it was,
but dammit to hell when we got
there if there wasn't about 10
bucks, as a five and some singles,
taped along the gas tank. Beats
me what had occurred, and still
does. I took the money, after he
said go ahead. His biggest concern,
funny as it was, was that in the
morning, when the nearby kids
start coming for school (there's a
Catholic High School at the
corner), someone was apt to see
it and take the money. I really
had to laugh. Thank you, Officer
Friendly, for sure.
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It's a wacky world sometimes
when you think about it. No one
ever came forward to tell me
they'd left money, (taped?) or knew
of the episode, or that I'd been there
stranded and out of gas (and drunk
too, and in a perilous state). I can
just blame Heaven, or I can blame
Hell. But that's the story, straight.
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A person can be as straight-up
honest as ever, but still some times
things come up screwy. There's a
weirdly intuitive, gray area, in life
wherein any book learning  or
knowledge or wisdom and degrees
and all that are of no value. It's
an area of fog where you enter
strange other-lands that cannot
quite be explained correctly, or
even re-told. Just oddities, where
things fall apart, and then fall in.
Some people count all that as
failure. I always called it charm.
I did often wonder though, about
that cop, and what sort of report
or paperwork he'd had to turn
in that night to account for his
time and whereabouts. Did he
too count it as an hour in some
strange netherland?
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I spent not that much time, really,
in a fog. Alcohol, if I did anything,
amounted to it, and that was just
beer anyway. People may have,
and some did for sure, think of
a me as one of the drug-infested
powder-moonies of the time, but,
sorry to burst their bubble, I was
a very normal guy that way. I
drank when the occasion called
for it, and, yes, unfortunately,
most of the occasions did, but
 -  at the same time  -  I knew I
had responsibilities, and for others
too, so I kept to it. The little group
we kept, kept itself pretty tight,
covered each other's bases, best
we could, and  -  yeah  -  we often
had back-up too. There were
problems, and we often enough
ended up probably picking some
one or the other up from off the
ground. Visiting hospitals. And
going to services and funerals
too. It sucked. But. At that level
what didn't, and where else are
magic dollars going to fall from
the skies and land taped to the
tank of your motorcycle?
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A lot of it was just like learning
a new kind of play-act, as if, in
the old days, I'd been handed a 
script and told to read for the part.
Left-Hand Johnny Mobe, biker
from somewhere, doting his way
through the battlements of the fury
and temptations of the road. Take
the mouthed script, use all the
appropriate words  -  even if not
always clearly understood. Maybe
here talk with a sneer. Look the
girl over three times, not just
twice. Learn to leer and snicker.
Know where you're standing, 
and where you're going next. 
Talk to the others on the stage, 
yes, but always remember too 
that you're talking the the crowd.
I could always tell when I'd 
gotten it right; I could see it
in their eyes. When I was off,
it was trouble. I tried and I tried,
and I did NOT always get
the part. The hammer was
hard, and it did sometimes
come down. I met many types
too  -  I think there are more
character types within that
(earlier) motorcycle world than
you'd think  -  they ran the gamut
from thugs and he-men to whiners
and babies. Everyone was slightly
different, saying and doing differently
to explain their actions  -  tending
to, doting on, their dogs, or
mothers (yes, that too); addicted
to some football or sports thing
that they just had to see; others
wanted nothing more than to stare
at babes all day, watching skin
develop, checking out the curves;
a real man's world, you'd think  -  
but it wasn't. A large number of
these guys were just as concerned
about how they looked to each other.
It was funny, in a way, the unspoken
codes and meanings you'd see.
Daring not ever to call the words
'homo-erotic' to the fore, I did often
chuckle at the bandanas and the
leathers I saw. The strategic chap
wearers, the guys in the right
coats and jackets. Much as I do now,
I had basically one 'outfit' to ride in :
a busted-up old scraped and accident
veteran leather, and flannel shirts.
My helmet? It was mostly for
flipping over to piss in, if needed.
Not much else ever affected me,
and it was the size of a teaspoon
anyway. If I hadn't HAD to wear it.
believe me, I wouldn't have.
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Oh, and did I mention,
dollars would fall from Heaven?

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