11,244. GENERAL PROGNOSTICATIONS

GENERAL PROGNOSTICATIONS

On the whole, the weather will be green, 

men will come down from the hills with

their checkbooks empty, and those tires

you're saving will need air. A simple bus

ride to New York City will soon cost

14 dollars. This is how things are.

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Some girl I know who once wore a 12

now wears a 10. I heard her exclaim it

as progress, though I don't know. She

also complains when things are cut for

European sizes and not American. 

Now that's a real confusing one.

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'By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea.

You and I, you and I, oh how happy we'll be.'

I still can't believe that was a ConeyIsland song.