The icebreaker came up on the shore,
saying 'there ain't no ice here no more.'
I wished to add my own two cents, said,
'Global warming, see Al Gore.' Well, I
thought I was being funny. Then the tall
captain of the other ship strolled over and
asked if anyone had seen the shore - which
I'd just said the icebreaker had come up on -
but when I looked the shore was there no more.