The sign said, first: 'Fight crime, shoot back.'
Then the second sign said: 'All firearms are
welcome here, but leave your screaming kids
and whining wives at home.' Oh boy, I sure
could tell this was to be my place for sure.
Out back there was also an archery range.
There, the sign read: 'First you blow their
head off, then you strike them through
the heart with a flaming arrow.'