HAT TO MANGLE
This Rottweiler is too energetic.
It's already eaten my shoes, and
now you show it my arm? What
kind of dogfood do you think I am?
We made an entire soup of beef
and barley. It's thick like a gruel
and smells like that too. Simple
stuff is most often the best.
This is an extreme moment in
the wavering life of all Mankind.
No one yet has learned to walk on
water - but the way they talk, they
must be pretty damned close.