'Oh I am so sorry you have come
all this way for nothing; she's already
already left, wearing her red bikini.
Down by the cove, if you follow the
tidal path, if it's not now covered
with water, you'll find her. She's
usually a very pleasant girl, but
I guess you never know. There's
tiny cabana there, you can use it.
Others have. It's a fine place to
make love. Or out in the open
is fine too, over there no one
ever sees, or even looks.'