Friday, October 2, 2015

7241. UNCLE BERTIE

UNCLE BERTIE
-(panhead blues)-
Are you, then, kidding me? This guy is
supposed to live with this tube in his nose
for the rest of his days? I can't imagine anything
but revolt. I'd stand and run; take your hospital
cord and shove it. He's an old Biker, for God's
sake. Don't you understand? He asked to see his
old pan one more time, and you bring him that
stinking thing -  that's a bed pan, you idiot.
He meant his bike.

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