HIRAM HAS GREAT FASHION
But his feet are too big for his face,
and the ration of parlance he's giving
the press is all written down beforehand.
He knows nothing but what he's told.
He's an American history clown.
They once called him other names.
His buildings wore frowns with his
name at the top, he announced all his
exits by coming. First he'd depart, and
only then he'd arrive - like a car
salesman on a car lot in hell.