You'd better get cracking, giant one.
You really ought to get a move on now.
Pop a few volcanoes open, spew a little
venom here. Seize this earth and crack
it open. That will shut them up for a while.
You should really act in service, big one.
Etch on some granite slabs something we
all can read - televise your institution, or
at least show us where you live - your kitchen
habits and all your garden implementations.
Face it man, we're lost without you.
Why'd you go and disappear?
Have you not written a diet
or a cooking book for us
to see down here?