COULD PASS FOR
YOUR WIND PIPE
There's nothing more exciting than that; not even
the girl with the cookie-tray passing down the aisle.
I saw the guy from Indiana leering at her passing.
How do you send a postcard three aisles over and
five seats back? Is it worth any postage just to tell
him he's been found out? The seat right in front of
me, it's a guy who must be a musician. They let him
carry on some instrument covered in canvas. Probably
a United Front Anti-Music Terrorist Garage-Made
Explosive Device. Let's see, what would that be :
'UFAMTGMED.' Well I guess that's it then.