'We have a tendency to die, to lose hair,
to sag and to droop. Does everyone now
understand that? All you vivacious ladies
worth a wow or two, it doesn't last forever,
so do what you must do. Make that proverbial
hay while the proverbial sun shines, okay?
Eugene O'Neil wrote 'The Iceman Cometh.'
The rest of this mystery, I leave to you.