NATHAN THE DEAF
Drinks coffee with his toffee,
has corns and has carbuncles
too. What's the difference? I'd
have to ask you. On Easter
weekend he runs a jelly-bean
hunt. No one ever finds a thing,
because he never puts any out.
It's all a scam, and he walks
away smiling, having made a
few bucks. Everyone just
shrugs. 'That poor deaf man,
he's at it again, and he's put
another one over on all of us.'
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